It's amazing to me how quickly things can turn to absolute shit in a heartbeat. I minute ago I was looking forward to visiting friends, for a barbecue and getting famously laid tonight while anticipating a nice vacation in a couple of weeks. My biggest problem was how to fit in a workout.
Suddenly, many things are simply not right. My fabulous fuck ain't happening, the tweaky twing I went out with the other night rejected me, and the whole bike rental thing is totally fucked and I might get stuck in Miami with no bike and hotel reservations I can't get to. Fuck.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Tuesday, October 2, 2007
Vacation
I just rented this bike in Miami Florida. $600
I got a king size bed in this cute little pink hotel by the beach on Key West for 3 days. $400
Turns out it's going to be Fantasy Fest! WOOHOO!
Oh. Hell. To. The. Yeah.
Struggling Today
Today is 252 days sober and 30 days smoke free. I'm struggling a little bit today. I miss Bren. I fucking hate waking up alone."Sleepin by yourself at night can make you feel alone. Your girlfriend said so, but I don't really know." Fuck.
I worked out last night and ran out of energy after 75 minutes. Literally had to sit down and couldn't continue. Something wasn't right. I think I need to eat before working out. I'm pushing a lot harder now and can't sustain. I plan on something special maybe a series for HNT. I might have X take the pictures since I need someone who can look through the view finder and tell me "Tilt your head up. Now turn it to the right. Hold it. Click." Since I can't pose AND see I can't tell when everything's really popping (pardon the pun). I'm feeling a bit more expressive (exhibitionist) so maybe there'll be a hint of naughtiness this time around. Especially if X is taking the pictures.
I went out with this girl last night but she was a bit tweaky. Really nervous, shy, self concious and stammering. She was flattering though. She thinks I'm really hot and said in no uncertain terms that was why she was so nervous. That was nice. She's very thin and tall, at least as tall as me. She's a bad Jew (her term) because she's an atheist (she said) but she's very Jewish. I've dated a lot of (ethnically) Jewish girls. Hello? Brenda Cohen? Apparently I have a thing for them. Certainly they were some of the most intense loves of my life. This one I dunno. She kissed me sweetly enough but I'm not sure if there was a real spark there at least for me. If I'm not trying to get into your pants on the first date that's a bad sign LOL We'll see.
Meanwhile, very soon I'm flying to Miami, renting a Harley and driving to Key West for 4 days of vacation. Whether I go see friends there or bring a date I haven't decided really. I want very mugh to eat conch fritters and drink beer in the sun LOL
Monday, October 1, 2007
A rare meme
If I were going to steal a meme from Lime it would be shorter!
If I were a beginning, I would be long ago in a galaxy far far away!
If I were a month, I would be July 'cause I'm hot like that yo.
If I were a time of day, I would be BEDTIME!
If I were a planet, I would be URANUS!
If I were a season, I would be DUCK SEASON! WABBIT SEASON!
If I were a sea animal, I would be a Great White Shark!
If I were a direction, I would be "Yea, that's it. A little more to the right." Or perhaps "Lower"
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a leather loveseat!
If I were a sin, I would be...I AM A SIN! Now commit me.
If I were a liquid, I would be LSD.
If I were a scare, I would be falling asleep at the wheel.
If I were a gem, I would be a diamond. Expensive and hard.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a giant and extremely potent pot plant. Now smoke me.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be sailing weather!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Fender Stratocaster and I'd be turned up LOUD.
If I were an animal, I would be a tiger.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a big ol' cucumber!
If I were a sound, I would be screaming feedback.
If I were an element, I would be gold.
If I were a car, I would be a Caddilac.
If I were a song, I would be a #1 hit wit a bullit!
If I were a food, I would be Spicy Thai Food!
If I were a place, I would be The Caribbean.
If I were a material, I would be hemp!
If I were a taste, I would be chocolate.
If I were a scent, I would be sandalwood.
If I were a religion, I would be sex.
If I were a sentence, I would be "Do me!"
If I were a facial expression, I would be a silly orgasm face.
If I were a subject in school, I would be sex education.
If I were a colour, I would be Candy Apple Red.
If I were a thing, I would be a thing of incredible stength, beauty and utility.
If I were a book, I would be The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty.
If I were an artist, I would be redundant because I AM an artist.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be filthy limericks.
If I were a landmass, I would be Hawaii!
If I were a watch, I would be a Rolex.
If I were God, I would be calling a do over.
If I were a vowel, I would be...a big O!
If I were a consonant, I would be "MMMMMMMMMM!"
If I were a theory, I would be a crackpot theory!
If I were a famous person, I would be rich too!
If I were an item of electronic equipment, I'd be a cranked Stereo!
If I were a sport, I would be a bedroom sport and I'd be winning!
If I were a movie, I would be Fight Club!
If I were a cartoon, I would be Bugs Bunny!
If I were an explorer, I would be Magellen like a felon!
If I were a scientist, I would be Einstein with a beer stein!
If I were a relation, I would be I'd be a sexual relation!
If I were a river, I would be the Hudson River!
If I were intoxication, I would be tripping your brains out!
If I were alone, I would be looking for a girlfriend! Oh wait, I AM!
If I were a question, I would be "Wanna fuck?"
If I were a habit, I would be a very, very BAD habit!
If I were in an atom, I would be goin fission!
If I were you, I would be calling the men in the white coats!
If I were a beginning, I would be long ago in a galaxy far far away!
If I were a month, I would be July 'cause I'm hot like that yo.
If I were a time of day, I would be BEDTIME!
If I were a planet, I would be URANUS!
If I were a season, I would be DUCK SEASON! WABBIT SEASON!
If I were a sea animal, I would be a Great White Shark!
If I were a direction, I would be "Yea, that's it. A little more to the right." Or perhaps "Lower"
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be a leather loveseat!
If I were a sin, I would be...I AM A SIN! Now commit me.
If I were a liquid, I would be LSD.
If I were a scare, I would be falling asleep at the wheel.
If I were a gem, I would be a diamond. Expensive and hard.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be a giant and extremely potent pot plant. Now smoke me.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be sailing weather!
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a Fender Stratocaster and I'd be turned up LOUD.
If I were an animal, I would be a tiger.
If I were an emotion, I would be love.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a big ol' cucumber!
If I were a sound, I would be screaming feedback.
If I were an element, I would be gold.
If I were a car, I would be a Caddilac.
If I were a song, I would be a #1 hit wit a bullit!
If I were a food, I would be Spicy Thai Food!
If I were a place, I would be The Caribbean.
If I were a material, I would be hemp!
If I were a taste, I would be chocolate.
If I were a scent, I would be sandalwood.
If I were a religion, I would be sex.
If I were a sentence, I would be "Do me!"
If I were a facial expression, I would be a silly orgasm face.
If I were a subject in school, I would be sex education.
If I were a colour, I would be Candy Apple Red.
If I were a thing, I would be a thing of incredible stength, beauty and utility.
If I were a book, I would be The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty.
If I were an artist, I would be redundant because I AM an artist.
If I were a collection of poems, I would be filthy limericks.
If I were a landmass, I would be Hawaii!
If I were a watch, I would be a Rolex.
If I were God, I would be calling a do over.
If I were a vowel, I would be...a big O!
If I were a consonant, I would be "MMMMMMMMMM!"
If I were a theory, I would be a crackpot theory!
If I were a famous person, I would be rich too!
If I were an item of electronic equipment, I'd be a cranked Stereo!
If I were a sport, I would be a bedroom sport and I'd be winning!
If I were a movie, I would be Fight Club!
If I were a cartoon, I would be Bugs Bunny!
If I were an explorer, I would be Magellen like a felon!
If I were a scientist, I would be Einstein with a beer stein!
If I were a relation, I would be I'd be a sexual relation!
If I were a river, I would be the Hudson River!
If I were intoxication, I would be tripping your brains out!
If I were alone, I would be looking for a girlfriend! Oh wait, I AM!
If I were a question, I would be "Wanna fuck?"
If I were a habit, I would be a very, very BAD habit!
If I were in an atom, I would be goin fission!
If I were you, I would be calling the men in the white coats!
Just like Lolly says...
Lolly said...
A White Magic Cure for a Black Magic Woman AKA prayer:
A White Magic Cure for a Black Magic Woman AKA prayer:
I am bonded in my heart to someone who does not share this bond.
I feel so drawn to Brenda, while she is not drawn to me.
Please, GOD, disconnect my heart from this longing within me that does not serve.
I release this person into Your hands.
May the ropes that bind my heart be cut.
May they not bind me.
May they not bind her.
I release her that I might be released.
Retract the silent hooks that I have in her.
Bring back to me my power and my love.
Cut the cord that chemically ties me to her.
Free me from her.
Free her from me.
May we find peace.
Free us both.
AMEN
ZZ TOP etc...
I went to see ZZ Top in Boston Saturday night. My expectations were high to begin with but they were just beyond great. True showmen, funny, entertaining and fabulous. Well worth ever cent of the reasonably priced $54 ticket and the 3 hour drive each way. Remarkably the show wasn't completely sold out though there was certainly a large crowd. The Bank Of America Pavillion in S. Boston is an AWESOME place to see a show. It's a humongous outdoor tent and the sound is great! There isn't a bad seat in the place. All in all a fabulous show and a great time. I also got to see several old friends from home and hang out, drove around the old town, etc... I been shufflin' through the Boston sand, but my head's in New York City. Things are going well. I'm busier than a one armed paper hanger but my broken heart seems to be mending pretty quickly. It hurts from time to time but I just pray and I feel better. Thank you all for your love and support. Truly.
