Another Devil HNT

Another blue eyed devil...born to be a God among salesmen, working the skinny tie...slugging down fruit juice...extra tall, extra wide...OK, so my eyes are hazel and hot, hot I'm red hot... If you look on the right you'll see a guitar strap that's actually a belt. It says SPITFIRE on it and I cherish it. I brought it back from Austin with memories of a beautiful woman down there that I love. Meanwhile back in NY... Weirdness! It seems that the more action you're getting the more action you get. Suddenly the phone is ringing off the hook. I don't understand it but I'll take it. Teh FAIL I reported yesterday is apparently wrong since she called to say what fun she had and can we do it all again. Y'all are some strange creatures, all round and soft and utterly inexplicable. HHNT y'all! BTW here's my beautiful new guitar. She needs a name but she's shy and hasn't given it up to me yet. Ursula is black, Mary is natural, Sonya is red, but Blue and Brownie don't have names yet. I've been calling her "Blue" and actually Sonya's been getting called "Red" a lot. I'm so creative sometimes I want to just come in my pants.