Shit Storm

It's amazing to me how quickly things can turn to absolute shit in a heartbeat. I minute ago I was looking forward to visiting friends, for a barbecue and getting famously laid tonight while anticipating a nice vacation in a couple of weeks. My biggest problem was how to fit in a workout.
Suddenly, many things are simply not right. My fabulous fuck ain't happening, the tweaky twing I went out with the other night rejected me, and the whole bike rental thing is totally fucked and I might get stuck in Miami with no bike and hotel reservations I can't get to. Fuck.