The Fella In Red HNT

The Fella In Red, the ladies are crazy for The Fella In Red! For the second time ever I am actually with the theme! Shocking, I know.
I liked this pic a lot. As soon as I saw it I said "Wow! I'm actually kinda HOT!" :-) Usually I totally hate the way I look. So just to see what would happen I measured me. No, not THAT you pervs! Anyway here's what I found:

Wrist: 7" Neck:18" - Biceps: 15" - Chest: 45" - Waist: 32" - Hips: 38" - Height: 69"

Then a weird thing happened. I plugged those measurements into google and found THIS! Body measurements of the Grecian ideal! Lo and behold, I have nearly the same measurements as a famous bodybuilder from the turn of the century! Wow! I guess I'm not so fat after all! I need to build up my legs a little and the waist could still use some trimming but...not bad! So following on the Grecian ideal (and the theme) I decided to make myself a satyr for Valentine's Day. Let's go into a shady glade and I'll show you my pipes!

Tombstone Generator

I always wanted to die in my sleep.

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Needs a pig

I'm really pleased with this image I took this weekend. IT just looks so...professional! There's something...I dunno...STOCK looking about it. It's the quintessential power plant picture. It needs a flying pig ballon though. I had a productive weekend seemingly. Got a lot of chores done, and tied up a lot of loose ends. Updated ANDYT13 to include my new FLICKR account and generally got on with a lot of stuff I was meant to get along with. Yay me!

Models? Where?!?! HHNT!

OK, for a change I have something new so here you go. These shots are from the photo shoot I did with my new camera Jan 27th with all the models and makeup artists, etc... Please go HERE and check out the results. If I say so myself they came out pretty awesome. I should have thought of this years ago. Take pictures of hot women for fun and profit? HELLS YES! There are some pretty hot guys up there too, so there's something for everyone.

I Am A Camera - I am what I play

You pisces are a walking talking camera. You take pictures of everything. You are then very influenced by what you just took a picture of. Movies can affect you like a real life experience. Be wise about what you let into your mind because you can be controlled by your subconscious. You may think you need to escape reality by movies or eating or sleeping or drinking or drugs. Why? Because you fear. You came into this life to face fear, not be overcome by it or dwell on it as in horror movies. You can not afford to get lazy. Or spacey or think you have this problem or that. You have to get tough. Hangups are your own creation and you can uncreate your problems through spiritual developement. You would do well to work in hospitals or glamour professions. Or the movie industry. Photography music or art are places in life you can contribute if you keep on the high side of morals, values, intrigrity. The horror movie is not the answer but may be an attraction to you because it is a way to work out your fear so you think. You have to be so careful of what you put your attention on because your a sponge. You can be subliminial seduced so watch and show discipline about what you allow to go into your minds eye. You are a camara. You open up your aura and the demons come on in when you put your attention on wrong things. You can also walk such a path of sainthood that the world is saved by your presence. You are happiest when you serve without hope of reward. You came to heal others. SO get out of self and get up and doing. You can inspire the lowest of the low with your compassion and mercy. The world needs this from you. You can absorb others pain as if it was your own. But learn to keep yourself separate from theirs, so you do not get blinded. Still help them because you are the only one who can. Stop playing records of the past. Be honest with your self and others and see how they run to be held by you. Take off the rose colored glasses and overcome your fears. Deal with your psychology and if you have done all these things then go save the world. It is your calling in life to heal.

WTf?!?!?! Jesus, when did I become Jesus with a camera??? All I want is to have lots of fabulously raging sex, and have fun pursuing my creative muses. Why the hell I have to save the world? Bah! Didn't I have enough of a messianic complex as it was? Damn Jean Hart Astrology.

New Band!

Introducing the newest act on the Lime-a-paloozza Concert Tour!
Ah, Ça Ira! supporting their new CD "The End Of The"


Here's how it goes. You are about to have your own band's CD cover. Follow these directions to the letter. It's fun and requires no thought at all. Go to......
1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The first article title on the page is the name of your band.
2. http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.
3. http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/
The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.
4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result.

BLUE?!?!?!?

I took this little personality test here: The Color Code and guess what I discovered? I am BLUE. BLUES are motivated by INTIMACY. They seek to genuinely connect with others, and need to be understood and appreciated. Everything they do is quality-based. They are loyal friends, employers, and employees. Whatever or whomever they commit to is their sole (and soul) focus. They love to serve and give themselves freely in order to nurture others' lives. BLUES have distinct preferences and have the most controlling personality. Their personal code of ethics is remarkably strong and they expect others to live honest, committed lives as well. They enjoy meaningful moments in conversation as well as paying close attention to special life events (e.g. birthdays and anniversaries). BLUES are dependable, thoughtful, and analytical; but can also be self-righteous, worry-prone, and moody. They are "sainted pit-bulls" who never let go of something or someone, once they are committed. When you deal with a BLUE, be sincere and make a genuine effort to understand and appreciate them.

Happens to be my favorite color also...