How De Keyser Got Him Groove Bach, Mon

Wow. A lot can happen in a 24 hour period. You can get the beautiful guitar you bought online in the mail and fall in love with it. You can call a girl you met at a party and convince her she should have dinner with you the following night. You can go to a Dweezil Zappa concert with your sponsor to celebrate your 300th day of continuous sobriety and have a really great time. You can go to a jam session and watch two of the best local guitarists jam the last jam of the night. You can get thrown out of the place for making out in the ladies' room with the two hottest girls there. You can take them both home with you for an all night threesome. You can drive them home in the morning and leave them off with a kiss and a promise of a return engagement, go home, shower and go off to work like nothing happened. Then you can blog about it. The King Has Returned. God, I missed that bastard!